maandag 6 mei 2013

Snooker nicknames [much improved and updated]

Snooker players are now demanded to have nick names by snooker's management. But nicknames are earned not invented. Steve Davis owns 'Interesting' but Mark Selby's 'The Jester from Leicester' alliterates but that is all that can be said in its benefit. Therefore a few suggestions from my side:

Peter Austerity Ebdon
Martin Occupy the University Gould
Barry Fine Young Cannibal Hawkins
Ronnie Day Time Television O'Sullivan
Allister Disturbed Bowel Carter
Ricky Pain in the Lower Back Walden
Mark China Loves Him Allen
Graeme Deputy Accountant Dott
Judd Almost Naughty, Almost Successful Trump
Jimmy The People's Hair-dye White
Dominic Goldilocks Dale
Stephen Maladapted Bacon Neck Maguire 
Mark The Pester of Leicester Selby 
Mark Life Begins at 40 Davis 
John Deep Fried Mars Bar Higgins
Neal Senior Citizen Robertson 
Shaun It's this or MacDonald's Murphy
Stephen Match for Sale Lee

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